Sometimes I think we all need to say, “what the hey?” and have a good laugh.\u00a0 Unfortunately, the writers of the newspaper headlines I am going to provide below probably didn’t realize they were writing comedy at the time.\u00a0 On a side note, writers are asked many times to squeeze headlines to fit space requirements, which in turn can completely change the tone of the headline and promise a pretty different story.\u00a0 My comments follow each headline.\u00a0 Feel free to leave your own too.<\/p>\n
Can you try to figure out what they were really trying to say?<\/strong><\/p>\n “Kids Make Nutritious Snacks” “Marijuana Issue Sent to Joint Committee” “Police Begin Campaign to Run Down Jaywalkers” “Panda Mating Fails; Veterinarian Takes Over” “Denver Chapter Will Have Senator for Breakfast” “Cops Quiz Victim in Fatal Shooting” “Jail Releases Upset Judges” “City Council to Discuss Nudity in Private” “Litigant Has No Right to Lay Advisers in Chambers” “Deans Promise to Stop Drinking on Campus” “FBI Adds to Reward for Killing Suspects” “School Board Member Suspected of Honesty” “Steamed Pudding and Crap Dip” “High School to Colege?\u00a0 It Depends” “Socks Lower in Tokyo” Sometimes I think we all need to say, “what the hey?” and have a good laugh.\u00a0 Unfortunately, the writers of the newspaper headlines I am going to provide below probably didn’t realize they were writing comedy at the time.\u00a0 On a side note, writers are asked many times to squeeze headlines to fit space requirements, … Continue reading Laugh Wednesday-Real Headlines. Real Amusement.<\/span>
\n(Good thing I am watching my diet)<\/p>\n
\n(No wonder why we can’t get anything done)<\/p>\n
\n(That will teach them)<\/p>\n
\n(Hope he was well paid!)<\/p>\n
\n(That’s one way to deal with the healthcare and aging issue)<\/p>\n
\n(Can they contact Harry Houdini too?)<\/p>\n
\n(Maybe they were involved in the Marijuana Committee?)<\/p>\n
\n(TMI)<\/p>\n
\n(I should think not!\u00a0 Unless of course they are all agreeable)<\/p>\n
\n(I thought the guy doing a keg-stand at the last party looked a bit old)<\/p>\n
\n(That’s one way to fight crime)<\/p>\n
\n(Wouldn’t want that to happen, would we?)<\/p>\n
\n(What is this?\u00a0 A recipe from a Survivor Cook Book?)<\/p>\n
\n(Yes.\u00a0 Yes. It would for you)<\/p>\n
\n(Well, maybe the stock market had something to do with that)<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"